Diced Pineapples [4g]

Diced Pineapple hits like a beach volleyball to the face—uplifting, giggly, and just disorienting enough that you’ll forget why you walked into the kitchen. The high starts with a cerebral sprint that turns your inner monologue into a Jimmy Buffett song, then eases into a mellow body hum that won’t quite glue you to the couch (unless you overdo it, in which case the couch becomes your new island nation). Great for social settings, creative procrastination, or pretending your apartment is a tiki bar.